And it tells you when your coffee is ready. Which, if you ask me, is its primary function.
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said, “You’re real funny, douche” and hung up. If you don’t think that’s messed up you’re messed up.
“Whoever he used to be, the guy he is now … I don’t think he’s the kind you save. He’s the kind you stop."
will the next iOS update fix my broken heart
just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing
List of things straight guys have ruined:
》my little pony
I've learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own.
The moment you realize that Ozai banishing his eldest son was the best thing he could have done for him.