singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns


slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 


hipster-trichster:

fucknolesmis:

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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MONsTERS inC 

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FINDING NEMO 

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PIXAR MOVIES

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cars 2

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planes


lucyintheskywithducks:

(x)

(Source: yocalio)


titanmasterclass:

visovari:

What are bronies even trying to accomplish

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

(Source: f25analogy)


montypla:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko)


dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.


hauntedpamplemousse:

nosdrinker:

imagine hagrid played by danny devito with forced perspective

 


hey can you tag your kh stuff 'cause spoilers
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maryjblige:

Bitch Kingdom Hearts II came out in 2005


PIDAMAN

PIDAMAN


"all i do is stupid."
"no miss walker, you’re a survivor.”

(Source: verggil)


emotionalfriend:

barry putting a tw for suicide on today’s episode of grumps (ノ*゜▽゜*)

the boys not making gross jokes about it during the episode ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ

dan getting /pissed/ at angie for being an asshole to the suicidal character (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧