subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
imagine hagrid played by danny devito with forced perspective
Bitch Kingdom Hearts II came out in 2005
"all i do is stupid."
"no miss walker, you’re a survivor.”
barry putting a tw for suicide on today’s episode of grumps (ノ*゜▽゜*)
the boys not making gross jokes about it during the episode ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ﾉ
dan getting /pissed/ at angie for being an asshole to the suicidal character (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧